This song was written about our pitbull named Petey– he’s kinda of nut job, but a lovable nut job and we suspect he has dealings in high finance somehow….*don’t ask, inside joke*
Either way, my wife suggest I take a line I would sing to him now and again to the “Nowhere Man”. So I went for it. As you can tell I am not much of singer…or at least not a very practiced singer as this first thing I have ever sang…sung….singed (whatever).
So here ya go, enjoy :
Lyrics:
He moves really slow
Cuz he has no cares
Wearin an oversized shirt
Cuz he’s got no hairs
Chorus:
He’s the pittie man
Doin things pitties can
Has a pittie plan
Written in color crayon
Don’t know how he wrote
Cuz he’s got no thumbs
And when he eats his chow
He leaves lots of crumbs
–chorus–
Ask him anything
Like what do you think
And you’ll hear him sing
Bout blub financial things
–chorus—
Free form
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